What is "The Matrix: Retarded" ?
You may ask. I may esplain.
It's a bet gone horribly wrong. After sitting through the atrocity that was The Matrix: Reloaded,
my friend (and now roommate) asked if I thought I could tighten up some edits, delete some crap,
and make a good movie out of that garbage. That was the original intent. But now the idea is to
completelt lambast the movie. I don't know quite where the switch happened; probably around
the time I suggested that the original Batman theme had to be in the movie somewhere. And it is.
I'll be posting some samples along the way; right now the project is in hiatus as I wait for the
special edition of "Fast Tims At Ridgemont High" to be released on DVD (that sentence will make
sense should you ever see the finished product)
For now though, just imagine Neo saying "Whoa" in every scene, and a fight scene set to Weird
Al's classic "I Think I'm A Clone Now" and you'll get an idea. BE GONE WITH YOU, FOUL
DEMON!